When am I going to use this?
Linearity. Less like Sweden. Straight locally, curved globally. Everyone is obese. How much is that in dead Americans? More pie than plate
Inference. The Baltimore stockbroker and the Bible code. Dead fish don't read minds. Reductio ad unlikely. The international journal of haruspicy. Are you there, God? It's me, Bayesian inference
Expectation. What to expect where you're expecting to win the lottery. Miss more planes! Where the train tracks meet
Regression. The triumph of mediocrity. Galton's ellipse. Does lung cancer make you smoke cigarettes?
Existence. There is no such thing as public opinion. "Out of nothing I have created a strange new universe"